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Post by monstrman on Oct 23, 2011 23:04:08 GMT -6
(Warning: This thread may contain mature content. Read at your own discretion) Reposted from VGF read it as I post to encourage you staying here during the night phases! Brought to you by Darth_Pokey Inc. Presented in MONSTRVISION Welcome to my GOLDEN SUN SCREENSHOT LET'S PLAY Chapter One: A Whole New World. As I lie in my bed, I couldn't help but wonder... what would life be like as a video game? Perhaps I'd never know. Oh well, time to sleep... Now then, let's start with a name. Isaac. A good strong name. Buuuut I'm thinking something more... Noooooo let's not be that immature... Yet. Isaac is a good name. But I was sleeping so well... Boulder? What boulder? What the hell is Mount Aleph? ...did you just call me Isaac? How could I have forgotten something? I just got out of bed. WHAT IS GOING ON? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THAT HAND? DON'T KILL ME I'M MUCH TOO- Tunic? Why didn't you just go and grab it off the wall? What was with that Magic Hand? Who are you? NO I NEED INFORMATION. WHERE AM I? YOUR ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS MAKE NO SENSE LADY. STOP CALLING ME ISAAC, IT'S NOT MY NAME. Not unless... OH GOD I'M THE PROTAGONIST OF A VIDEO GAME. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *headdesk*
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Post by monstrman on Oct 23, 2011 23:05:13 GMT -6
After following these random townsfolk that I'm likely never to see again (at least some of them) I make my way... right outside the house. AWESOME. Fine, I'll follow your stupid video game orders for now, but you can't control me forever you pixelated jerk. No he's gotta go saaaaaave the town. And you thought he actually might come with... Pff what kind of video game NPC are you? I have no idea where I am. I swear to god I'm going to ****ing kill you if you- I shouldn't have even said it. *head desk again* I'm confident you know the way, so I'm gonna tell you anyway! Oh gee thanks! Though, I'd be lost without you telling me... Now then, let us venture north! Okay! Just gonna... walk the other way now... Enjoy your... erm... business... oh... haha... that... right... I knew that's what you were doing all along, I swear. Well... there's a boulder coming that's gonna kill us all, and you haven't budged an inch. Honestly, I'm not sure if I should say yes because you're an idiot... buuuuuuut I'd feel bad if I didn't help... So, yes, that is the rational thing to do in this situation. Thank you for reiterating literally everything you just said. Kids these days, I swear.
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Post by monstrman on Oct 23, 2011 23:05:51 GMT -6
What no that doesn't mean you can Just because I said Don't think you can just LISTEN HERE WHEN I AM TALKING FINE YOU CAN TAG ALONG. No talking though. Now then, let's just casually walk towards these stairs here... And then we can... just walk right down... OH GOD IT'S GOING TO Come nowhere near me and instead block my only path down. I'm not sure which is more irritating... Oh wait, I know what's more irritating. WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TALKING? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TALK? PEOPLE DIE. GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE AND STOP SAYING THINGS EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS. Now then, back to not dying. Or we could do exactly the opposite of that. Oh well, game over. I didn't think it'd be this short honestly... WHAT IS THIS SORCERY? You people really need to stop making this noise... You would think that them stopping it using their psychic powers would mean that it wouldn't be falling anymore, and they could just let it rest on the ground... but this game has other plans. Plans that don't involve gravity... Or perhaps involve too much of it. Not to mention, this boulder is hardly larger than four people. QUICK EVACUATE THE TOWN OR WE'LL ALL BE MINORLY INCONVENIENCED.
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Post by monstrman on Oct 23, 2011 23:06:50 GMT -6
Somehow... I doubt a boulder of this size will make that much of an impact but... you're the boss. Run? I don't think so. This is a video game and that means your "psynergy" or whatever the f*** you wanna call it isn't gonna run out until I make it to a certain point so I'm gonna make you suffer and take my time. ENJOY MY WRATH YOU EMOTIONLESS 32-BIT SPRITES. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT AHAHAHAHAahahhaahhaa *hack* ...okay let's keep going I'm done now. That is literally WHAT HE JUST SAID. I HAVE EARS YOU KNOW. Well... eyes I guess. OH GOD FOURTH WALL I DON'T EVEN. What's all this then? Well I can see that. Man is everyone in this game this stupid? Though monsters sound fun. I wanna try out my sword. Yeah. With that attitude. Quitter. I knew you'd quit... MEANWHILE, IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE Nah man, you got this! Amazing what a few inspirational words can do. I MUST BE A GOD OF LINGUISTICS. And I'm serious about how you're a quitter. Seriously, you weren't even injured...
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Post by Nyan Kat on Oct 24, 2011 10:03:02 GMT -6
This is quite an amusing retelling of Golden Sun. I actually laughed out loud at "god of linguistics."
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Post by monstrman on Oct 24, 2011 15:40:50 GMT -6
Why thank yew.
There'll be more come the night phase of firefly.
I'll post ten images a day until the night phase ends.
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Post by Nyan Kat on Oct 24, 2011 15:58:44 GMT -6
That's all well and good, but night phase is almost over in TF2 Hats.
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Post by The Game Guy on Oct 24, 2011 22:06:55 GMT -6
Hahaha this was pretty good! Looking forward to the next part of this. Also this makes me wanna play through all of the Golden Sun games again. Farewell, free time...
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Post by monstrman on Oct 25, 2011 12:49:43 GMT -6
I decided to update. Yaaaay updates! Ah stairs... we meet again. I've seen this movie though. I'VE PLAYED THIS GAME. I KNOW THE ENDING AND IT'S Totally different than I expected. Yaaaaay! Soon after... Finally my first fight! And it's against Vermin. How quaint. Yer d**n right I attack first. I'll slap anyone that says otherwise with a fish. Thank you for playing Golden Sun! Here's our tutorial on combat: There is none. Good luck! Oh who cares like anyone uses anything other than attack at the beginning of a video game anyway Woo! Now let's just walk two steps and... Oh come on this isn't even challenging! F*** yeah critical hit! No way! One XP and one whole gold coin? I CAN BUY LIKE TEN NOTHINGS WITH THAT. Okay this is irritating. Time to fast forward.
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Post by monstrman on Oct 25, 2011 12:50:10 GMT -6
Huh what who? I smell plot. Yes! Grasp that pole with all your might little boy! haha if only she knew what happened next... OH GOD WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING. I guess now we mourn the loss of Felix - The guy who never did anything. Yes, yes mourn the loss of the dead. WHAT? OH COME ON I JUST FINISHED THE EULOGY I WAS GONNA GIVE AT YOUR FUNERAL! *mumble mumble* You know, that word keeps coming up but no one ever explains what it is. I get that it's like magic, but where does it come from? How do you use it? What are it's limitations? Seriously, you can't just throw in all these words that mean nothing and expect the players to not question things! You better not mean me... This is boring. Summation: Yadda yadda two people leave to find help blah blah blah aaaaand They're outside the house now And they're talking... and they're talking... and they're talking... zzz... OH GOD SHE'S COMING THIS WAY Don'tseemedon'tseemedon'tseeme
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Post by monstrman on Oct 25, 2011 12:50:36 GMT -6
CRAP. I plead the fifth! NO GO AWAY ... CURSE YOU CONSCIENCE!!! Who the hell is Jenna? Oh well, into town I go. Don't think you're getting off so easy... all my work on that eulogy isn't gonna go to waste... Wait a minute... *sniff* *sniff sniff* yes... YES! PREPARE TO BE ROBBED BLIND. I can't wait to see what I'm gonna find! Jewels? Money? Weapons?
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Post by The Game Guy on Nov 15, 2011 22:51:38 GMT -6
I don't suppose theres a chance of this being continued is there?
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Post by monstrman on Nov 18, 2011 11:32:24 GMT -6
Yeah I'll be coming back to it soon.
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Post by Nyan Kat on Nov 18, 2011 11:42:20 GMT -6
monstmrna, do you like my title? :3
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Post by monstrman on Nov 18, 2011 13:30:49 GMT -6
lol I c wut you did thar :C
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Post by Nyan Kat on Nov 18, 2011 17:44:02 GMT -6
Sadface? ;-;
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Post by monstrman on Nov 18, 2011 23:30:12 GMT -6
No it's mustache man.
He says hi :C
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Post by monstrman on Nov 19, 2011 21:06:22 GMT -6
page stretchy issues. Resolving then it'll be posted
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Post by monstrman on Nov 19, 2011 21:06:32 GMT -6
soon.
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Post by monstrman on Nov 19, 2011 21:08:58 GMT -6
perhaps it needs to be on a new page
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Post by monstrman on Nov 19, 2011 21:09:06 GMT -6
so...
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Post by monstrman on Nov 19, 2011 21:10:09 GMT -6
Just gonna
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Post by monstrman on Nov 19, 2011 21:10:16 GMT -6
doo that
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Post by monstrman on Nov 19, 2011 21:11:46 GMT -6
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Post by monstrman on Nov 23, 2011 18:24:27 GMT -6
Seeing as my computer broke, it's on a hiatus until it's fixed.
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Post by thelastunicorn on Feb 26, 2012 20:40:21 GMT -6
I love Golden Sun!!!
This Let's Play is very entertaining, thank you for it monstrman!
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