Post by Darthpokey on Dec 5, 2011 1:09:40 GMT -6
FULL TITLE: Not even Gods could save this team (Couldnt fit it all in the thread title, heh) ANYWAYS:
Monstrman had created a gigantic effigy of himself urinating on the town. As he strapped blrasmu to its head and set it alight, his laughter could be heard for miles. blrasmu screamed and begged for mercy, but monstrman didn't care. Once all that remained was a bubbling pile of flesh and felt, monstrman began to dine...
Waehofen was sitting at home with his girlfriend. As Rosie began to grow bored of their furious cuddling, he decided to... satisfy himself in other ways. He tore deep inside capcom, ripping him apart from the inside. Penetrating screams tore through the air as waehofen's ritual of murder reached its bloody climax. Fluids and blood sprayed all over the room as capcom expolded in excruiating ecstasy.
XX Stone was sitting by Kat's corpse, crying. He was so utterly depressed at his abysmal failure regarding his lover's lynching that he couldn't even bear to live any more. Fobby approached him, comforting with kind hearted words and hugs. Also, a knife. In his back. What a jerk.
With that, the remaining mafiahats gathered together to drink tea and get mani-pedis as they watched the rapid destruction of the TF2 community. TF2 was no longer a game; it had become a mindless (unusual) hat simulator, devoid of any enjoyment. The Unusual hats used their MIND CONTROL powers to assimilate the minds of all of the community to force them to pay their precious money for a chance at an unusual hat. Soon, the corruption of the unusual hats spread outside of the community and everyone wanted, NEEDED these precious unusual hats. They would do whatever it took to obtain one, even if it meant prostitution, blackmail, murder, or even walking the neighbour’s dog. This caused anarchy throughout the world leading to, the inevitable nuclear bombing of Canada and then THE END OF THE WORLLLD.
Fobby, Monstrman, and Waehofen watched in delight as the world ended. Their dreams of a dunkocalypse had finally come true :')
THE MAFIA IS VICTORIOUS!!!
THE WINNERS ARE:[/size]
Alive:
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Dead (YOU MAY BE DEAD BUT YOU ARE STILL A WINNER!!!):
Vitritaime - Unusual Ol' Snaggletooth - Mafia
Kpio - Unusual Football Helmet - Mafia Roleblocker
Miracle Fassad - Unusual Fancy Fedora - Mafia detective[/color]
Congrats to you guys!!!
And if you were wondering what roles those poor kids who were Janitored had here you go!:
Also a big special thanks to Puppyduck who was the BEST COHOST EVER!!! Puppyduck wrote a lot of the opening posts/lynch posts throughout the days. I wrote a bunch of the posts too but PD usually upgraded them into something magical!!! I don't know what I would have done without you PD...
Here I saved an example for you guys:
DAY 7 OPENING POST BY DP (original): "Gameguy was a drunken ol hat who did nothin but sit around drinkin and sendin creepy letters to his fellow hats. Unfortunately he was too drunk to realize that someone had filled up his glass with some sort of strange poison! He drank the poison and was instantly killed."
DAY 7 NEW AND IMPROVED OPENING POST: "Gameguy was a cranky old drunkard who did nothing with his life. All he would do all day was sit around, reminiscing about the good old days, when young hats would keep in their d*** place and never open their d*** punk mouths. He took another drink and shook his fist in anguish and regret; he had achieved nothing with his life, and trying to live vicariously through his daughter Maggie had simply turned her into a lesbian. As he put down the glass, he began choking, grasping at his throat to relieve himself of the pain. He keeled over, falling off his chair, and collapsed onto a heap on the floor, where he quickly died."
In other words the Puppyduck touch makes everything better!!! (PS I'll get you those 3 dem dollars pd...)
ALSO:
Totally Not Puppyduck: we should also have a fun game
Totally Not Puppyduck: anyone who can 100% correctly guess who wrote each individual narration gets four DEM dollars
Buttershy (D_P): yes
Buttershy (D_P): lol
Buttershy (D_P): it will be
Buttershy (D_P): so obvious
Buttershy (D_P): your posts are always better...
YES LETS DO THIS. I know you guys want to win those $4 DEM dollars...
Annnd, that's the game! I hope you guys enjoyed it! I know I had a lot of fun hosting it! (even though the never ending search for replacements started to get a bit frustrating...) Anyways I hope to see you guys in my next game whiiich will probably be DARTH_POKEY'S MAGICAL MULTI-THEMED MAFIA!!!
Also, yeah I'll be updating this thread with all those endgame goodies/Ill be answering any questions you guys have!!!
Monstrman had created a gigantic effigy of himself urinating on the town. As he strapped blrasmu to its head and set it alight, his laughter could be heard for miles. blrasmu screamed and begged for mercy, but monstrman didn't care. Once all that remained was a bubbling pile of flesh and felt, monstrman began to dine...
Blrasmu was the Magistrates Mullet - Judge |
Waehofen was sitting at home with his girlfriend. As Rosie began to grow bored of their furious cuddling, he decided to... satisfy himself in other ways. He tore deep inside capcom, ripping him apart from the inside. Penetrating screams tore through the air as waehofen's ritual of murder reached its bloody climax. Fluids and blood sprayed all over the room as capcom expolded in excruiating ecstasy.
Capcommaster 2.0 was The Pyromancer's mask - Vanilla Townie |
XX Stone was sitting by Kat's corpse, crying. He was so utterly depressed at his abysmal failure regarding his lover's lynching that he couldn't even bear to live any more. Fobby approached him, comforting with kind hearted words and hugs. Also, a knife. In his back. What a jerk.
XXstone was the Tyrants Helm - Mason |
With that, the remaining mafiahats gathered together to drink tea and get mani-pedis as they watched the rapid destruction of the TF2 community. TF2 was no longer a game; it had become a mindless (unusual) hat simulator, devoid of any enjoyment. The Unusual hats used their MIND CONTROL powers to assimilate the minds of all of the community to force them to pay their precious money for a chance at an unusual hat. Soon, the corruption of the unusual hats spread outside of the community and everyone wanted, NEEDED these precious unusual hats. They would do whatever it took to obtain one, even if it meant prostitution, blackmail, murder, or even walking the neighbour’s dog. This caused anarchy throughout the world leading to, the inevitable nuclear bombing of Canada and then THE END OF THE WORLLLD.
Fobby, Monstrman, and Waehofen watched in delight as the world ended. Their dreams of a dunkocalypse had finally come true :')
THE MAFIA IS VICTORIOUS!!!
THE WINNERS ARE:[/size]
Alive:
Monstrman, the Unusual Procedure Mask - Mafia Doctor |
Waehofen, the Unusual Respectless Rubber Glove - Janitor |
Fobby, the Unusual Killers Kabuto - Godfather/Mason |
Dead (YOU MAY BE DEAD BUT YOU ARE STILL A WINNER!!!):
Vitritaime - Unusual Ol' Snaggletooth - Mafia
Kpio - Unusual Football Helmet - Mafia Roleblocker
Miracle Fassad - Unusual Fancy Fedora - Mafia detective[/color]
Congrats to you guys!!!
And if you were wondering what roles those poor kids who were Janitored had here you go!:
NPR was the Hound Dog - Ouendan |
DrShlub was the Towering Pillar of Hats - Jack of all Trades |
Captain Oblivious was the Camera Beard - Watcher |
Also a big special thanks to Puppyduck who was the BEST COHOST EVER!!! Puppyduck wrote a lot of the opening posts/lynch posts throughout the days. I wrote a bunch of the posts too but PD usually upgraded them into something magical!!! I don't know what I would have done without you PD...
Here I saved an example for you guys:
DAY 7 OPENING POST BY DP (original): "Gameguy was a drunken ol hat who did nothin but sit around drinkin and sendin creepy letters to his fellow hats. Unfortunately he was too drunk to realize that someone had filled up his glass with some sort of strange poison! He drank the poison and was instantly killed."
DAY 7 NEW AND IMPROVED OPENING POST: "Gameguy was a cranky old drunkard who did nothing with his life. All he would do all day was sit around, reminiscing about the good old days, when young hats would keep in their d*** place and never open their d*** punk mouths. He took another drink and shook his fist in anguish and regret; he had achieved nothing with his life, and trying to live vicariously through his daughter Maggie had simply turned her into a lesbian. As he put down the glass, he began choking, grasping at his throat to relieve himself of the pain. He keeled over, falling off his chair, and collapsed onto a heap on the floor, where he quickly died."
In other words the Puppyduck touch makes everything better!!! (PS I'll get you those 3 dem dollars pd...)
ALSO:
Totally Not Puppyduck: we should also have a fun game
Totally Not Puppyduck: anyone who can 100% correctly guess who wrote each individual narration gets four DEM dollars
Buttershy (D_P): yes
Buttershy (D_P): lol
Buttershy (D_P): it will be
Buttershy (D_P): so obvious
Buttershy (D_P): your posts are always better...
YES LETS DO THIS. I know you guys want to win those $4 DEM dollars...
Annnd, that's the game! I hope you guys enjoyed it! I know I had a lot of fun hosting it! (even though the never ending search for replacements started to get a bit frustrating...) Anyways I hope to see you guys in my next game whiiich will probably be DARTH_POKEY'S MAGICAL MULTI-THEMED MAFIA!!!
Also, yeah I'll be updating this thread with all those endgame goodies/Ill be answering any questions you guys have!!!