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Post by Erniewan on Oct 17, 2010 20:26:34 GMT -6
I don't think we have one of these, and we should!
Post any jokes you come across that you think are funny! No sick jokes though, please.
To start it off....
Why was the scarecrow awarded a nobel prize?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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Post by NPR on Oct 17, 2010 20:49:06 GMT -6
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here! The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
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Post by commonyoshi on Oct 17, 2010 21:40:15 GMT -6
All my jokes are racist...
Or possibly sexist....
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Post by NPR on Oct 17, 2010 21:46:28 GMT -6
Then spoiler them
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Post by Erniewan on Oct 17, 2010 22:20:42 GMT -6
Yeah, just put a spoiler saying that they are possibly racist or offensive. Just don't put anything sick or too crude.
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Post by Darthpokey on Jul 18, 2011 4:25:38 GMT -6
Why did shrek cross the road?
He wanted to get to the OGRE side!
DOHOHOHO
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Post by Puppyduck on Jul 18, 2011 4:27:23 GMT -6
Why does Shrek hate mountains so much?
He just can't get ogre them!
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Post by Darthpokey on Jul 28, 2011 15:41:58 GMT -6
What show is about green men in a distant land?
Star Shrek!!!
HOHO
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Post by Puppyduck on Jul 29, 2011 7:56:34 GMT -6
What do you call the creation and usage of mechanical ogres?
Shreknology!
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Post by Darthpokey on Aug 7, 2011 6:25:55 GMT -6
What did shrek say when donkey fell off the boat?
Man OGREBOARD!!
Dohoho that one gets me every time!
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Post by Captain Planet on Aug 7, 2011 6:28:29 GMT -6
What did one plate say to the other!?
Don't worry, lunch is on ME! dohoho
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Post by Puppyduck on Aug 7, 2011 6:28:39 GMT -6
Why did Donkey go to the optometrist?
He needed some Shrektacles!
GET IT!? AHAHAHAHA
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Post by commonyoshi on Aug 7, 2011 16:09:30 GMT -6
Moar shrek jokes!
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Post by averusretrutheran on Aug 11, 2011 15:17:55 GMT -6
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Post by softguitar on Aug 19, 2011 20:13:28 GMT -6
Get a life.
Yeah, that's the joke. HARHAR.
/notfunny
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Post by Puppyduck on Aug 20, 2011 0:47:56 GMT -6
What is it when Shrek rips somebody's head off and chokes them to death with the detached stump of their acid burnt arm?
OGREKILL
BAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Post by Captain Planet on Aug 20, 2011 0:49:20 GMT -6
Women's Rights was easily the funniest joke of the 1920's though.
/hilarious.
(that's probably my favorite joke!)
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Post by Puppyduck on Aug 20, 2011 4:15:09 GMT -6
If a man runs a woman over whose fault is it?
The man's. Shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
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Post by softguitar on Aug 20, 2011 6:10:04 GMT -6
If a woman runs a man over, whose fault is it?
The man's. Shouldn't be standing in the way.
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Post by Puppyduck on Aug 20, 2011 9:03:51 GMT -6
Try that defence in court.
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Post by Darthpokey on Aug 27, 2011 1:30:11 GMT -6
TIME FOR MORE SHREK JOKES!!!!!!!
What is shrek's favorite game?
SHREKERS
GET IT?!?! CHECKERS, SHREKERS?! LMAO
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Post by Puppyduck on Aug 27, 2011 2:21:41 GMT -6
Have you heard that joke about Shrek?
I just can't get ogre it!
LMFAO
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Post by softguitar on Aug 27, 2011 5:35:16 GMT -6
Have you heard that joke about Donkey?
He's such an ass.
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Post by softguitar on Jun 9, 2012 20:59:02 GMT -6
Knock knock...
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Post by Nyan Kat on Jun 9, 2012 21:56:46 GMT -6
who be there?
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Post by softguitar on Jun 11, 2012 22:56:05 GMT -6
ME.
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Post by Nyan Kat on Jun 11, 2012 22:56:37 GMT -6
OHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
I mean.. me who?
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Post by softguitar on Jun 11, 2012 23:01:26 GMT -6
NOT YOU.
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Post by Nyan Kat on Jun 11, 2012 23:02:19 GMT -6
KNOCK KNOCK
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Post by softguitar on Jun 11, 2012 23:04:05 GMT -6
Please do come in.
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