Captain Planet
Shodan {1st degree}
[M:10200]
He's a hero![ss:District Court No. 76]
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Post by Captain Planet on Jul 26, 2010 15:41:08 GMT -6
We must protect our existing members from this plague known as... Illegal Immigrants. We feel that our rights as existing members are being threatened and demand these Beatles Mafia people go through a test to obtain citizenship here in the Deus Ex of Mafia!
Question One: Name one band who is not the Beatles. Question Two: A, B, C, D, ... What comes next? Question Three: Which is the correct spelling? There, Their, They're. Question Four: If Sally has three walnuts and Timothy has four how many will Lucy have? Question Five: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Any Illegal Immigrants who fail this test will be deported directly back to rockband.com to await further instruction/execution.
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spycrab
Green Belt
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Mr. Lick Spatsley
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Post by spycrab on Jul 26, 2010 15:49:23 GMT -6
I've had this in my yard for a while now, let me know if you guys need it or whatever.
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Post by Darthpokey on Jul 26, 2010 16:06:21 GMT -6
Its me, I'm the executioner me irl^
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Puppyduck
Shodan {1st degree}
[M:6769]
Get dunked on![A1i:6][ss:District Court No. 76]
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Post by Puppyduck on Jul 27, 2010 0:54:10 GMT -6
I know all about this I have firsthand experience.
What we need to do is adopt a "we're full fuck off" policy.
Either that, or gather DEM's best wizards, make a giant statue, animate it, and command it to patrol our borders and crush our enemies.
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Post by DrShlub on Jul 27, 2010 9:27:27 GMT -6
What we need is a laser firing sattelite to instantly destroy anyone who does not submit their Citizen ID Number within 15 seconds of being asked by an Official.
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Squeege
Green Belt
I bet you can't beat me.[A1i:2][ss:Standard]
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Post by Squeege on Jul 27, 2010 11:32:00 GMT -6
Haha, I thought this would be a debate on the arizona immigration laws. Apparently not.
We signed our papers. Went through all the customs and such. What more do we have to do?
As for your questions...
1.) The Who. There's no other band that would be referred to as a "who" other than The Who. 2.) It's equally likely to be any character, since you never said it was a pattern or anything. 3.) There. "Their" and "they're" fell into disuse on the internet years ago. 4.) Probably zero, since Sally and Timmy seem to be hoarding them all. 5.) 7
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Post by chew13acca on Jul 27, 2010 13:07:50 GMT -6
Question One: Name one band who is not the Beatles. Question Two: A, B, C, D, ... What comes next? Question Three: Which is the correct spelling? There, Their, They're. Question Four: If Sally has three walnuts and Timothy has four how many will Lucy have? Question Five: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 1) Tally Hall. Look up their version of "Just A Friend". It's tight. I'd say Ben Folds Five, but then everyone would just point out how "Army" has the same chord progression as "Hey Jude". 2) E, F, G. Not counting sharps and flats. Or ++ 3) Yes. 4) I'd personally hope that Lucy has no nuts, but it's possible she has 2. 5) This is a toughie, but I think I know what to do when presented with a difficult, thought provoking question. Vote: Flint
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Post by thefakepsychic on Jul 27, 2010 18:39:12 GMT -6
I like you, you've caught on quick.
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Post by monstrman on Jul 28, 2010 21:56:26 GMT -6
lol ^
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Post by kirawillwin on Aug 2, 2010 20:07:50 GMT -6
where did you pick up on voting flint?!? He read the archives. He must be trying to blow us all up!
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Post by monstrman on Aug 3, 2010 19:00:35 GMT -6
You know... technically question 1 is not a question...
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Post by DrShlub on Aug 3, 2010 19:13:41 GMT -6
Shh it's a trick question.
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Post by thefakepsychic on Aug 3, 2010 21:50:45 GMT -6
Well, it's an imperative sentence, which is used on a lot of tests.
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Post by monstrman on Aug 7, 2010 18:46:40 GMT -6
YEAH WELL I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER YOUR QUESTION LIES!
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MilkAndCookies
Red Belt
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Goo goo g'joob.[ss:edisnoom ...oom ...m]
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Post by MilkAndCookies on Nov 24, 2010 15:22:53 GMT -6
We must protect our existing members from this plague known as... Illegal Immigrants. We feel that our rights as existing members are being threatened and demand these Beatles Mafia people go through a test to obtain citizenship here in the Deus Ex of Mafia! Question One: Name one band who is not the Beatles. Question Two: A, B, C, D, ... What comes next? Question Three: Which is the correct spelling? There, Their, They're. Question Four: If Sally has three walnuts and Timothy has four how many will Lucy have? Question Five: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Any Illegal Immigrants who fail this test will be deported directly back to rockband.com to await further instruction/execution. 1. Wings 2. Q 3. That one 4. Three hundred 5. Woodchucks are awesome Did I pass?
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Post by NPR on Nov 24, 2010 17:31:56 GMT -6
Ehh, close enough
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Post by NPR on Nov 25, 2010 0:28:56 GMT -6
We dont need to work about new immigrants, actually. Just have them pay more taxes than the rest of us 8)
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Post by Miracle Fassad on Nov 28, 2010 3:31:23 GMT -6
We pay taxes?
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MilkAndCookies
Red Belt
[M:1000]
Goo goo g'joob.[ss:edisnoom ...oom ...m]
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Post by MilkAndCookies on Nov 28, 2010 20:11:50 GMT -6
They just take it out of your paycheck.
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Captain Planet
Shodan {1st degree}
[M:10200]
He's a hero![ss:District Court No. 76]
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Post by Captain Planet on Dec 1, 2010 11:55:57 GMT -6
We must protect our existing members from this plague known as... Illegal Immigrants. We feel that our rights as existing members are being threatened and demand these Beatles Mafia people go through a test to obtain citizenship here in the Deus Ex of Mafia! Question One: Name one band who is not the Beatles. Question Two: A, B, C, D, ... What comes next? Question Three: Which is the correct spelling? There, Their, They're. Question Four: If Sally has three walnuts and Timothy has four how many will Lucy have? Question Five: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Any Illegal Immigrants who fail this test will be deported directly back to rockband.com to await further instruction/execution. 1. Wings 2. Q 3. That one 4. Three hundred 5. Woodchucks are awesome Did I pass? Your execution is scheduled for this upcoming Thursday.
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Post by NPR on Dec 1, 2010 22:28:22 GMT -6
Overruled CP
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Captain Planet
Shodan {1st degree}
[M:10200]
He's a hero![ss:District Court No. 76]
Posts: 2,620
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Favorite Mafia Role: flying octopus
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Post by Captain Planet on Dec 2, 2010 2:14:55 GMT -6
Nope. Not on this soil you cannot.
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Post by NPR on Dec 2, 2010 2:19:11 GMT -6
Out of all the regulars here, only Erniewan has been here longer than I have. Nice try
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Post by DrShlub on Dec 2, 2010 2:51:34 GMT -6
Power is money and CP is up DEM$4000.
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Post by NPR on Dec 2, 2010 2:58:42 GMT -6
Power is seniority Dr
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Post by DrShlub on Dec 2, 2010 9:42:16 GMT -6
Can't pay people with past time :P
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Captain Planet
Shodan {1st degree}
[M:10200]
He's a hero![ss:District Court No. 76]
Posts: 2,620
Likes: 3
Favorite Mafia Role: flying octopus
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Post by Captain Planet on Dec 2, 2010 21:55:22 GMT -6
Pretty sure I never said anything about being an older member of the site.
MONEY IS POWAH. I bought out everybody and I control them all. You can't handle a DEM schism! DON'T TEMPT THE POWER OF US.
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Post by billnukem on Dec 2, 2010 23:03:45 GMT -6
Get the fucking spics off my land
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Kyle
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Post by Kyle on Feb 1, 2011 18:18:44 GMT -6
Question One: Name one band who is not the Beatles. Question Two: A, B, C, D, ... What comes next? Question Three: Which is the correct spelling? There, Their, They're. Question Four: If Sally has three walnuts and Timothy has four how many will Lucy have? Question Five: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
1. Santana 2. EFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (Now I know my ABC's, ext time won't you sing with me?) 3. Depends on the sentence 4. 2. 5. A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Wave57
Green Belt
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Reckless [ss:edisnoom ...oom ...m]
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Post by Wave57 on Feb 1, 2011 22:44:05 GMT -6
Question One: Name one band who is not the Beatles. Question Two: A, B, C, D, ... What comes next? Question Three: Which is the correct spelling? There, Their, They're. Question Four: If Sally has three walnuts and Timothy has four how many will Lucy have? Question Five: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
1. Shit, I was hoping no one would ask me this. Uhh, The Beatles? (I did not use google) 2. A, B. You assume I'll fill out the alphabet. But based on the prior info the only reasonable thing to go from there would be A,B,C and D. But "C" and "D" aren't associeated with God The Beatles 3. Depends on if Paul is dead. 4. Depends if Lucy. LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!!! 5. 1, 2, 3, 4 can I have a little more?
I really hope I pass. Don't Let me Down
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