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Post by ostertoasterii on Oct 26, 2007 15:04:47 GMT -6
A zombie is a dead person or animal that has been revived. I would use... sunlight as my weapon. To ensure that the zombie, dies and does not come back, one must dezombify the zombie. This is a simple processs, as it is the reverse of the one used to create a zombie.
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Post by redearth on Nov 5, 2007 23:16:45 GMT -6
hey caleton start a new trivia question!
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Post by Jerzkong on Nov 7, 2007 12:26:47 GMT -6
hey oster, what's the process to un zombify someone? Instead of biting them, we spit on them?
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Post by Erniewan on Nov 8, 2007 17:48:50 GMT -6
Yeah Caleton, just rate our answers and try a new one.
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Post by redearth on Nov 13, 2007 21:43:24 GMT -6
*taps fingers
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Post by LordManiMani on Nov 14, 2007 10:46:35 GMT -6
Alright, I am officially hijacking this topic. *hijacks the topic, throws Caleton out the door* Question: How do you kill a zombie? Winners: Jerzkong --1st Place-- Erniewan ostertoasterii --2nd Place-- --3rd Place-- New Question for LordManiMani's Exciting Stupid Trivia:Returning to the roots of this topic, I ask you all... How do you paint the future...without paint!?
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Post by Jerzkong on Nov 14, 2007 11:43:34 GMT -6
Draw it and colour it with coloured pencils and crayons! It works just as well, and it doesn't make us much mess as paint; paint spills, crayons/pencils.... DON'T! AMAZING.
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Post by LordManiMani on Nov 14, 2007 19:07:38 GMT -6
Ah, you misunderstand me. Yes, I want to know how you do it without paint, but I want to know how you paint the future.
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Post by redearth on Nov 14, 2007 20:28:24 GMT -6
huh?
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Post by Caleton on Nov 14, 2007 21:37:07 GMT -6
Yeah, LordManiMani can take over, though you could ask first!!! grabble nabbel grrrr
Um... Give me more time for this question, I don't have it yet.
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Post by LordManiMani on Nov 14, 2007 22:28:59 GMT -6
(*HINT* 1-how do you see the future and thus be able to paint it? 2-how do you paint it when you don't have any paint? */HINT*)
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Post by redearth on Nov 14, 2007 23:13:12 GMT -6
Step 1 - Collect garbage from at least seven separate homes (please note that the more houses you collect from the better the final product)… two of which must be owned by slobs preferably of the college kind. Step 2 - Buy (or beg, borrow, or steal) a canvas that stretches across at least a considerable area (preferably a wall of a little town museum) Step 3 - Put super glue (which you can also again buy/beg/borrow/steal) all over the canvas. WARNING - DO NOT STICK YOURSELF OR ANY PART OF YOURSELF ONTO THE CANVAS. (To avoid this you can do small sections at a time) Step 4 - Place a flattened cardboard box (which you can also again buy/beg yadda yadda) somewhere on the canvas and also place a vessel of dirty water (preferably sewage water)somewhere else on the canvas. Step 5 - Place the contents of the garbage artistically on the rest of the canvas (this can be done by throwing it onto the paper or by carefully selecting pieces to match your mood) WARNING - USE THICK GLOVES WHILE PERFORMING THIS AS SOME MATERIALS MIGHT BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. Step 6 - Exhibit it in that little town museum titled as “The Future” or another artistic title with the same theme and get awarded tons of money or criticism (this will again be according to your artistic ability) Step 7 - Recycle
WARNING - THE STENCH OF THIS MASTERPIECE MIGHT BE CONSIDERABLY REPULSIVE SO BE SURE TO USE DEODORANT ON YOURSELF REGULARLY AND ALSO DISPOSE THE PIECE IN THE APPROPRIATE PLACE AFTER A FEW HOURS OR DAYS
The writer of this piece is not responsible for any mishaps occurring during the creation of this piece including physical or emotional damage.
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Post by Caleton on Nov 15, 2007 4:22:36 GMT -6
That's how: If you don't have paint, use digital paint!!
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Post by ostertoasterii on Nov 15, 2007 15:43:54 GMT -6
Well, in order to paint the future, without paint, you need two things: a knowledge of the future, and a distinct lack of paint. Obviously, it is easy to walk around without paint, as most people do this quite regularly. A knowledge of the future, on the other hand, is the tricky part...
I will attempt to describe here a simple and concise method of painting the future, without paint. First of all, one must be careful with tenses when dealing with the future. Now, assuming that you will be understanding my post (you will be reading this in the future from when I write this), I will begin my brief expanation on how to paint the future, without paint. Step 1: Build a time machine, and travel to the future. (If you are wondering how to build a time machine, it is, in fact, insanely easy. Just build an Einsteinian Chronotemporal WormholeTM (see instruction manual) between the present, and the time in the future that you want to visit.) Step 2: While in the future, look around and ask yourself, "Is there anything worth painting (without paint)?" Step 3: Make sure you have money with you. (In retrospect, I should have told you to bring money before you travelled to the future, but this actually is not an issue, as long as you remember to remind yourself to bring money when you return to what is now the past.) Step 4: Money problems aside, take out the money that you brought, and find a vendor that sells paintless paints. (In the future, they will invent paint, that is made without paint. (It's complicated.)) Step 5: Return to the past, which becomes the present. Remind your former self, as you enter the time machine to bring money. Step 6: Paint a picture of the future, using the "paintless paints" purchased in the future. With these six short, simple, easy, steps in mind you will be painting the future, without paint, in no time at all.
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Post by Erniewan on Nov 16, 2007 10:59:42 GMT -6
Pull out a box of crayons, and draw and color a huge canvas of what you hope the future will look like in 20 years. Then, all you have to do is make it happen. It'll just be so life-fulfilling when you get to that point, that you'll just have to sit down and cry. It'll inspire everyone for generations to come. (For bonus points, add robots everywhere and make yourself the president).
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Post by Jerzkong on Nov 16, 2007 11:31:00 GMT -6
hahaha, I like Ernie's MY ANSWER: How does one see the future? Watch a movie called 'The Future'. How to paint without paint? Paint.... with blood! Like Sylar! LET'S GET MESSY. ART ATTACK. Oh, and draw your most memorable parts of the movie e.g. The Robot Fashion Show, The Dance of the Insane IPods..... whatever.
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Post by LordManiMani on Nov 16, 2007 22:23:50 GMT -6
I'll probably decide a winner and post a new question on a weekly basis, so check back. The prize will likely be rep points, since I can't think of anything else. Unless people would be interested in having me make funny animated avatars for them?
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Post by Erniewan on Nov 16, 2007 22:43:15 GMT -6
Cool, you should decide on a day of the week, that way we have stuff happening daily! I have new Weekly Polls on Thursdays and Lottery on Fridays. Also, I can give $50 prizes for 1st place if you want. Just PM me whenever.
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Post by redearth on Nov 16, 2007 22:58:29 GMT -6
animated avatars!! sounds cool!
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Post by Erniewan on Nov 16, 2007 23:01:42 GMT -6
Hey LMM, if you want to make Avatars for people, you could make a new thread, and you can charge them money. You set your price, I'll do the money transfer.
(You don't have to though, you could do it for free)
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Post by Caleton on Nov 18, 2007 12:09:14 GMT -6
make updates on saturdays, so, yesterday, umm, go back in time and update it yesterday.
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Post by LordManiMani on Nov 18, 2007 12:16:46 GMT -6
I'm probably going to make updates on Tuesdays, since I have more free time then.
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Post by LordManiMani on Nov 20, 2007 19:50:20 GMT -6
Stupid Trivia: New Order Question #1 Results!redearth | ostertoasterii | Caleton | Second Place | First Place | Third Place |
ostertoaster wins First Place this time for the sheer cleverness of his entry. It was difficult to choose a second place, but I went with redearth's answer because it made me chuckle and because it made fun of modern art (my arch-nemesis!). Caleton, yours probably made me laugh the most, so you win in the the 'funniness' category. Keep up the good work everyone! Unless there are any notable objections, I'd like to continue exploring the Heroes front of Stupid Trivia with... Question #2 What is The Haitian's real name?
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Post by Caleton on Nov 20, 2007 22:26:45 GMT -6
IF I tell you the Haitian's real name, he would have to erase your memory, but IF he erases your memory, it would be like I never told you anything, meaning I still yet to to answer your question, but when I answer the question, my answer will mostly likely be that if I tell you the Haitian's real name, he would have to erase your memory, but IF he erases your memory, it would be like I never told you anything, meaning I still yet to to answer your question, but when I answer the question, my answer will mostly likely be that IF I tell you the Haitian's real name, he would have to erase your memory, but if he erases your memory, it would be like I never told you anything, meaning I still yet to to answer your question, but when I answer the question, my answer will mostly likely be...and we'd be all be sitting here for hours, trying to end the Endless Time Paradox, and most of us will probably go crazy from it, but IF anyone of us succeed, and IF they told anyone, the government would probably go after them, to find the answer, and IF that happens, the Haitian will find that person and erase their memory so the discovery doesn't cause chaos, but IF his memory was erased, you would probably tell him all about this post, and he would remember, so the Haitian would erase both of you memories, but IF that happened, I would still have not made a post so I would probably post that IF I tell you the Haitian's real name, he would have to erase your memory, but IF he erases your memory, it would be like I never told you anything, meaning I still yet to to answer your question, but when I answer the question, my answer will mostly likely be that if I tell you the Haitian's real name, he would have to erase your memory, but IF he erases your memory, it would be like I never told you anything, meaning I still yet to to answer your question, but when I answer the question, my answer will mostly likely be that IF I tell you the Haitian's real name, he would have to erase your memory, but if he erases your memory, it would be like I never told you anything, meaning I still yet to to answer your question, but when I answer the question, my answer will mostly likely be...and we'd be all be sitting here for hours, trying to end the Endless Time Paradox, and most of us will probably go crazy from it, but IF anyone of us succeed, and IF they told anyone, the government would probably go after them, to find the answer, and IF that happens, the Haitian will find that person and erase their memory so the discovery doesn't cause chaos, but IF his memory was erased, you would probably tell him all about this post, and he would remember, so the Haitian would erase both of you memories, but if that happened, I would still have not made a post so I would probably post that...
...aren't Endless Time Paradox's fun?
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Post by Hellfire on Nov 21, 2007 0:58:34 GMT -6
That was long. wow!!! after half way through though, everything sounded familiar...don't know why...
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Post by Jerzkong on Nov 22, 2007 2:53:33 GMT -6
How am I meant to know his name? It's not like I'm a Heroes script-writer -_-)
I'll make a half-hearted attempt.
Mr. Hayshen. First name: Debiagbbjab. The 'biagbbjab' is silent.
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Post by Erniewan on Nov 27, 2007 15:37:33 GMT -6
Oh, I forgot this gets rated today.
When he was was born, his name was The Creation. When he discovered his powers, he was The Sensation. At old family reunions, he was The Relation. During Summer break, he was The Vacation. To his enemies, he is known as The Frustration. Now he's just The Haitian.
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Post by LordManiMani on Nov 27, 2007 21:21:25 GMT -6
Stupid Trivia: New Order Question #2 Results!Erniewan | Jerzkong | Caleton | Second Place | First Place | Third Place |
Not too much response for this one. I'll blame it on the Thanksgiving holiday. Jerzkong wins first place hands down for his witty answer. Ernie takes 2nd for rhyming, and I reluctantly award Caleton third place, because quite frankly, I found it hard to read. Question Number Three: What has Claude been up to during Heroes - Season 2?
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Post by Caleton on Nov 27, 2007 22:12:55 GMT -6
I should have won, that took me FOREVER to write up.
What do you mean? We all know exactly what he's been up to. He's been in every screen shot. Couldn't you see him?
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Post by Jerzkong on Nov 28, 2007 1:36:39 GMT -6
I really don't know or care.
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