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Post by Jerzkong on Aug 14, 2007 22:55:36 GMT -6
....man.... sorry, haven't been on for a while.
What interesting..... chicken jokes. Who ever knew chickens could be so adventurous?
Riddle:
A woman walked into a bar and asked for help. The bartender replied by suddenly pointing a gun at her. She smiled, said, 'Thank you' and walked away.
Why did the bartender point a gun, and why did she just smile, say 'Thank you' and walk away?
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Post by Caleton on Aug 15, 2007 0:08:41 GMT -6
She had a problem and the Bartender pointed the gun at her so she knew that she should commit suicide.
It makes sense but I doubt it's right.
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Post by Erniewan on Aug 16, 2007 9:33:51 GMT -6
I've seen this one before, should I wait or answer?
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Post by Caleton on Aug 16, 2007 10:48:53 GMT -6
Yeah, just say it.
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Post by Erniewan on Aug 16, 2007 14:13:28 GMT -6
Ok, she had the hiccups, and he scared her into getting rid of them. New puzzle: PEPPERS +PIGLIPSIGIVEUP See previous puzzle for instructions. Try it, it's fun! P=? E=? R=? S=? I=? G=? L=? V=? U=?
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Post by Jerzkong on Oct 7, 2007 10:40:14 GMT -6
Do you wanna make a new riddle?
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Post by Erniewan on May 14, 2008 11:15:02 GMT -6
The answer: 4644672 +4953942 9598614
The key to solving it was noticing that E+I=E on the 5th column. Since I is also the first number on the bottom row, it couldn't be 0, thus it had to be 9 with a carried 1. It's all downhill from there.
New riddle: Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
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Post by Jerzkong on May 14, 2008 12:25:59 GMT -6
Onion.
What does this mean?
MOONCEON
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Post by Erniewan on May 14, 2008 13:07:00 GMT -6
Once in a blue moon.
Ok, how about this:
TRALNSOLASTITON
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Post by Jerzkong on Aug 21, 2008 2:15:14 GMT -6
Oh, I don't know how I didn't see this before...
Lost in Translation.
I can't think of a riddle. Someone... just post one.
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Post by Erniewan on Aug 21, 2008 11:55:47 GMT -6
Aw, c'mon look one up if you have to.
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Post by Jerzkong on Aug 22, 2008 7:31:20 GMT -6
Ok.
[glow=blue,2,300]Job[/glow]
[glow=orange,2,300]Job[/glow]
[glow=blue,2,300]J[/glow][glow=maroon,2,300]o[/glow][glow=teal,2,300]b[/glow]
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Post by Erniewan on Aug 28, 2008 17:01:41 GMT -6
Odd jobs?
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Post by Jerzkong on Aug 31, 2008 0:28:04 GMT -6
Got it
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Post by Erniewan on Oct 23, 2010 10:39:45 GMT -6
My aunt told me this one the other day; it's not too great, but it's the first thing that came to mind:
A woman has 5 children; half of them are boys. How is this possible?
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Post by Squeege on Oct 23, 2010 18:12:12 GMT -6
They're all cyborgs (or hermaphrodites)?
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Post by Jerzkong on Oct 23, 2010 21:19:40 GMT -6
had 6 and one died? Or she has a pet as well, who she freakishly refers to as a child as well.
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Post by ViewtifulForever on Oct 24, 2010 8:51:35 GMT -6
I doubt this would work, but could them refer to her and her children? Thus, them is her three sons, her two daughters, and herself.
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Post by Jerzkong on Oct 25, 2010 0:22:24 GMT -6
oh wait, that works... 'them' is left ambiguous.
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